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Surprised Jokes

Color Puns
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
Orange Puns
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
Clever Jokes
According to my therapist, I have extreme trouble verbalizing my emotions.
Can’t say I’m surprised.
Head Puns
I'm surprised you all aren't talking more about that drug with the side effect of making scalps wrinkled.
I mean, it's been making a LOT of head lines.
Lightning Puns
I was surprised when I saw a man get struck by lightning.

The man was shocked as well.
Spine Puns
I surprised my friend as she was trying to steal another spine from a corpse...
She was takin' a back when taken aback!
Corona Virus Jokes
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
Irish Puns
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
Peach Puns
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
Onion Puns
I was surprised at the number of onions needed for this dish- it calls for shallot of onions.
I was very surprised to hear those insane rapping skills from my green onions. It had lived up to its name of rapscallion.
Boat Puns
I was surprised when I saw a boat in the driveway so I asked my wife about it.
She said there was a great sail.
Diving Puns
I surprised the judges at my last diving competition by performing a cannonball.
I made a huge splash.
Spouse Puns
I told my wife she drew her eyebrows too high...
She looked surprised.
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