For his birthday, an old man’s nephews secretly hire a call girl for him. When he answers the door she’s standing there in a slinky black dress. She says, “I’m here to give you super se*.”

After thinking for a minute the old man replies, “I guess I’ll have the soup.”
I told my boyfriend we could watch a dirty movie for his birthday and do what we saw in the video.
He was super excited... until I screwed the pizza guy.
How do the New England Patriots eat their soup? In a Super Bowl.
"My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick."
Why did the ghost decide to become a vegan?
Because it's super natural.
I’m super friendly with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I just don’t know why.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
My family visited a rude psychic, with degenerative bone disease, who insisted all of us had bad breath.
She was a super callous fragile mystic expecting halitosis.
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.