Super Jokes

Why are super loud sounds bad for your ears?
It hertz your eardrums.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
My family visited a rude psychic, with degenerative bone disease, who insisted all of us had bad breath.
She was a super callous fragile mystic expecting halitosis.
The book on Mount Everest was super interesting because it had so many cliffhangers.
How do the New England Patriots eat their soup? In a Super Bowl.
For his birthday, an old man’s nephews secretly hire a call girl for him. When he answers the door she’s standing there in a slinky black dress. She says, “I’m here to give you super se*.”

After thinking for a minute the old man replies, “I guess I’ll have the soup.”
Why don't ghosts wear deodorant?
They like to keep it super natural.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
I told my boyfriend we could watch a dirty movie for his birthday and do what we saw in the video.
He was super excited... until I screwed the pizza guy.
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
You can crawl into tight spaces like all those little rodents. You should consider it your super power.
Hey, are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re super hot and I want s’more.
"My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick."
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Why did the ghost decide to become a vegan?
Because it's super natural.
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