Super Jokes

My family visited a rude psychic, with degenerative bone disease, who insisted all of us had bad breath.
She was a super callous fragile mystic expecting halitosis.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Hey, are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re super hot and I want s’more.
For his birthday, an old man’s nephews secretly hire a call girl for him. When he answers the door she’s standing there in a slinky black dress. She says, “I’m here to give you super se*.”

After thinking for a minute the old man replies, “I guess I’ll have the soup.”
Why did the ghost decide to become a vegan?
Because it's super natural.
The book on Mount Everest was super interesting because it had so many cliffhangers.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
How do the New England Patriots eat their soup? In a Super Bowl.
I told my boyfriend we could watch a dirty movie for his birthday and do what we saw in the video.
He was super excited... until I screwed the pizza guy.
Why are super loud sounds bad for your ears?
It hertz your eardrums.
Why don't ghosts wear deodorant?
They like to keep it super natural.
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
"My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick."
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