“Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.”
Will Rogers
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
A dung beetle spent an entire day rolling a ball of dung up a hill, only to have it fall down to the other side...
Needless to say, he lost his sh*t.
Afraid he wouldn’t get into college the skeleton spent the weekend boning up on algebra.
“Time spent with cats is never wasted.”
Sigmund Freud
“Time spent with cats is never wasted.”

- Sigmund Freud
"Motherhood – when 90% of your time is spent putting other people’s crap away." — Anonymous
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
“Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on pizza.”
― Andrew W.K.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man’s wife
Happy Mother’s Day!
Spent the whole day running around dressed as a zombie. I’m dead on my feet.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
I think i spent way too much on this table. It is just not a foldable.
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