Spent Jokes

“Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.”
Will Rogers
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man’s wife
Happy Mother’s Day!
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
A dung beetle spent an entire day rolling a ball of dung up a hill, only to have it fall down to the other side...
Needless to say, he lost his sh*t.
“Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on pizza.”
― Andrew W.K.
"Motherhood – when 90% of your time is spent putting other people’s crap away." — Anonymous
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
Spent the whole day running around dressed as a zombie. I’m dead on my feet.
Afraid he wouldn’t get into college the skeleton spent the weekend boning up on algebra.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
“Time spent with cats is never wasted.”
Sigmund Freud
“Time spent with cats is never wasted.”

- Sigmund Freud
I think i spent way too much on this table. It is just not a foldable.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
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