Soul Jokes

"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?
They got no soul.
Why don't skeletons ski the black diamond runs at Copper Mountain?
They've got soul, but they just don't have the heart for it.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
You’re my soul Santa.
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Stick him in an oven until his Bill Withers
How do you make a duck sing soul music?
Put him in the microwave until his Bill Withers
Why is your foot more special than your other body parts? Because they have their own soul. What is heavy forward but not backward? Ton.
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
How do you apologize to a sloth? BEAR your heart and soul.
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