Two frogs fell into a bucket of cream And must paddle to keep afloat; But one soon tired and sank to rest With a gurgling sigh in his throat. The other paddled away all night, And not a croak did he utter, And with the coming of morning light He rode on an island of butter. The flies came thick to his island home And made him a breakfast snappy. The milkmaid shrieked and upset the pail, And froggy hopped away happy. We can all find a moral in this rhyme, And should hasten at once to apply: Success will come in the most difficult time If we paddle and never say die!
โI thought Iโd never be that annoying person, but as soon as Winnie was born, I was showing iPhone snaps to a cab driver.โ
- Jimmy Fallon.
โEveryone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world, but they are also terrorists. Youโll realize this as soon as theyโre born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.โ
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