Somewhere

I got an email today saying I could win $10,000 in a fishing competition.
But I'm sure there's a catch involved somewhere.
My husband said to me, "For our anniversary I want to go somewhere I've never been before."
So I said, "Try the kitchen!"
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
“A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”
Groucho Marx
I swear I saw one of those mythical creatures somewhere in the bush; but when I came back, it was uni-gone.
Do you want to come to my time machine? We stop somewhere between '68 and '70.
Why do blondes wear hooped ear rings. So they have somewhere to put their feet when having se*.
I lost my wrist watch somewhere near my house.
Now it’s the neighborhood watch.
When I got home last night my wife demanded that I 'take her somewhere expensive'...
So I took her to a petrol station.