Somewhere

Why do blondes wear hooped ear rings. So they have somewhere to put their feet when having se*.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
When I got home last night my wife demanded that I 'take her somewhere expensive'...
So I took her to a petrol station.
I swear I saw one of those mythical creatures somewhere in the bush; but when I came back, it was uni-gone.
My husband said to me, "For our anniversary I want to go somewhere I've never been before."
So I said, "Try the kitchen!"
I lost my wrist watch somewhere near my house.
Now it’s the neighborhood watch.
“A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”
Groucho Marx
I got an email today saying I could win $10,000 in a fishing competition.
But I'm sure there's a catch involved somewhere.
Do you want to come to my time machine? We stop somewhere between '68 and '70.