Skills Jokes

There are many grounds religious children can practice their soccer skills. However, most of them love the prayground.
Has anyone else's gardening skills improved during this quarantine like mine have?
I planted myself on the sofa at the beginning of April and I've grown bigger ever since.
Why do companies all around the world fear Vikings?
Because of their skills in hacking
ā€œI think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when Iā€™m around.ā€ ā€” Homer Simpson
No Way, Warden! Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden saw that deep down, Andy was a good person and made arrangements for Andy to learn a trade while doing his time. After three years, Andy was recognized as one of the best carpenters in the local area. Often he would be given a weekend pass to do odd jobs for the citizens of the community and he always reported back to prison before Sunday night was over. The warden was thinking of remodeling his kitchen and in fact had done much of the work himself. But he lacked the skills to build a set of kitchen cupboards and a large counter top, which he had promised his wife. So he called Andy into his office and asked him to complete the job for him. But, alas, Andy refused. "Gosh, I'd really like to help you..." He told the warden, "but counter fitting is what got me into prison in the first place!"
Most unicorns start off as poor hunters until they can really horn their skills.
Did you hear about that show that tests the listening skills of vegetables?
Its tests the ears of its corn-testants.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
I was very surprised to hear those insane rapping skills from my green onions. It had lived up to its name of rapscallion.
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