Site Jokes

“Conjunctivitis.com — that’s a site for sore eyes.”
A French photographer and his friend from Czechoslovakia were visiting Australia.
Unfortunately, one day they got too close to a nesting site and were attacked and eaten by a pair of crocodiles.
The female ate the Frenchman.
The Czech was in the male.
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
What job on a construction site is best suited to a skeleton?
Cranium operator.
How do you learn more about spiders that live in the rainforest? Check out their web site!
I met your mother on a dating site.
I don't know, we just clicked.
What’s a tree’s favorite dating site?
Timber.
Did you hear that there’s a webpage for people who suffer from chronic eye pain?
It’s a site for sore eyes.
I didn't know my dad was a construction site thief, but when I got home all the signs were there.
Why did you fall in love with the Paris art museum? It was just Louvre at first site.
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
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