Sing

What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
Why don’t Alpacas like singing with background music?
They prefer to sing alpacapella.
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
I really like the Lion King
and every day the urge to sing one of the songs is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away.
After much dithering a woman summons the courage to ring her friend and sing Happy Birthday to her over the phone.
Half-way through her rendition she realises she’s rung the wrong number.
“Why didn’t you stop me when you realise it was a wrong number,” she asks the lady on the other end of the phone.
“You need all the practice you can get!”
You know you’re getting old when…
You sing along with the elevator music.
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
Someone asked me to sing a line from "Don't go breaking my heart"
I couldn't if I tried.
Girl sat on a swing.
Trying to sing a song for god.
Missing him, not me.
My ambition, said old Mr. King,
Is to live as a bird on the wing.
Then he climbed up a steeple,
Which scared all the people,
So they caged him and taught him to sing.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!