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She had so many chances
Yet she kept muffin it up
Butter intentions were good
Just not much coffee in her cup

Couldn’t make a good decision
Too much waffling back and forth
Always peppered with doubt
Should she head south, no maybe north

Still, she was fun at a party
I would say, hummus a tune
She’d say, Icing because I’m happy
As the words began to croon

Maybe that’s what’s most important
Omelet let her off the hook
So she’s always in a pickle
Doesn’t do things by the book

Once again, I’m gonna help her
Since she is such a good egg
I said, girl, you’d go much farther
If you weren’t such a nut Meg

(Mike Gentile)
Tall people: the giraffes of the human race since the beginning of time.
"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy." ~ Groucho Marx
My frinds call me Legato, since I'm so smooth
I’m like planet Neptune. I’m attracted to the gravitational pull from Uranus since it is so big, and I cannot lie.
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? You seem to belong there since your beauty is celestial.
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
Has anyone else's gardening skills improved during this quarantine like mine have?
I planted myself on the sofa at the beginning of April and I've grown bigger ever since.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
Elves usually make fantastic listeners since they happen to be all ears.
I heard short people hear what the ancestors are saying since they are so close to the ground.
You must have been the same height, shoe, and clothing size since you were in 6th grade.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
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