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What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
Why didn’t the lobster and crab share their lunch with an octopus?
Because they are too shellfish.
How come Crabs never share with their friends?
Because they're Shellfish.
I ride share to work regularly, but if I'm in the backseat when we go through a tunnel I have a massive anxiety attack.
My doctor diagnosed me with Carpool Tunnel Syndrome.
Lots of guilt to share.
What am I doing wrong now?
A Jewish mother.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Oysters don’t share their pearls because they’re shellfish!
Why did the Beatles stop inviting Ringo to Thanksgiving?
Because he wouldn't share the drumsticks.
Why don't quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage? Because they produce audible groans!
Why don’t quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage?
Because they produce audible groans!
What do you call monkeys who share an Amazon account?
Prime mates.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
People who want to share their religious views with you, almost never want you to share yours with them. -- Dave Barry
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!