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Funny Marriage Quotes
โ€œBefore you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.โ€ โ€”Will Ferrell
Peach Puns
What did the nectarine say after the church service? The peacher gave a great sermon!
Witch Puns
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
Prison Puns
What's an prisoners favorite battery? Duracell Why are inmates so angry all the time? Cause they have bad cell service.
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"Room service? Send up a larger room."
Greece Puns
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?

Oedipal Arrangements.
River Puns
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
Train Puns
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween? They only run a skeleton service.
Why are ghosts no good at running a railway? A. Because they canโ€™t even put on a skeleton service!
Some local engineers took a train for a service, but the vicar said it was blocking the aisle.



A train track and a motorway walk into a bar. The train track says โ€œa pint for me, please, and one for the road.โ€
Funny Parenting Quotes
โ€œThink of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.โ€

โ€“ Joyce Armor.
Phone Puns
What happens when you cross a cell phone with a skunk?
You get stinky service!
One Liners and Short Jokes
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,

Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage.

Sincerely, your service provider.
Funny Work Quotes
โ€œThe taxpayerโ€”thatโ€™s someone who works for the federal government but doesnโ€™t have to take the civil service examination.โ€ โ€” Ronald Reagan.
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