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A Blond at the Cinema
A Blond at the Cinema I went to see a movie the other night. I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels a little roomier. Just as the feature was about to start, a blond from the center of the row got up and started working her way out. “Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops, excuse me.” By the time she got to me, I was trying to look around her and I was a little impatient, so I said, “Couldn’t you have done this a little earlier?” “No!” she said in a loud whisper. “The ‘Turn Off Your Phone’ message just flashed up on the screen and mine is in the car.”
Where do criminal unicorns sentenced to death go? They go on corn row.
What must the Oregon football team do before each play?
Get all of their ducks in a row.
Row row row your boat.
Rowing gently down the stream.
Life is so extreme.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
I can row a boat.
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.