What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
What do you call a computer floating in the ocean? A Dell Rolling in the Deep.
Who is a geologist’s favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
Keep rolling your eyes, perhaps you'll find a brain back there.
Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Why do they give men Viagra in the old folks home?
To keep them from rolling out of bed.
What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
A panda rolling down a hill.
“It’s a boy!” I shouted, with tears rolling down my face. “It’s a boy! I don’t believe it!”
And it was at that point that I resolved never to visit Thailand again.
“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”
Jim Carrey
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Jim Carrey
Why did the fold get arrested?
Because it was caught rolling a joint.
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
Do you like Adele? Cause I wanna be rolling in your deep.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
I tried to start a soccer club so I put up some posters on a local bulletin board.
Just to get the ball rolling.