Rolling Jokes

What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
A panda rolling down a hill.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?
A wasp rolling down a hill.
Keep rolling your eyes, perhaps you'll find a brain back there.
Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.
“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”
Jim Carrey
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
Who is a geologist’s favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
A dung beetle spent an entire day rolling a ball of dung up a hill, only to have it fall down to the other side...
Needless to say, he lost his sh*t.
Why did the fold get arrested?
Because it was caught rolling a joint.
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
An American is typing on a computer when he flies into a rage, shouting "How the hell am I misspelling color"?
A Canadian takes a quick look at the screen before rolling his eyes and walking away, saying "that sounds like a u problem".
What do you call a computer floating in the ocean? A Dell Rolling in the Deep.
I tried to start a soccer club so I put up some posters on a local bulletin board.
Just to get the ball rolling.
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