Why do they give men Viagra in the old folks home?
To keep them from rolling out of bed.
Do you like Adele? Cause I wanna be rolling in your deep.
I tried to start a soccer club so I put up some posters on a local bulletin board.
Just to get the ball rolling.
What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
A panda rolling down a hill.
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
Why did the fold get arrested?
Because it was caught rolling a joint.
Keep rolling your eyes, perhaps you'll find a brain back there.
Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.
“It’s a boy!” I shouted, with tears rolling down my face. “It’s a boy! I don’t believe it!”
And it was at that point that I resolved never to visit Thailand again.
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
Who is a geologist’s favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What do you call a computer floating in the ocean? A Dell Rolling in the Deep.
“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”
Jim Carrey
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Jim Carrey
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.