Rolling Jokes

Who is a geologist’s favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?
A wasp rolling down a hill.
I tried to start a soccer club so I put up some posters on a local bulletin board.
Just to get the ball rolling.
What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
A panda rolling down a hill.
What do you call a computer floating in the ocean? A Dell Rolling in the Deep.
Why did the fold get arrested?
Because it was caught rolling a joint.
A dung beetle spent an entire day rolling a ball of dung up a hill, only to have it fall down to the other side...
Needless to say, he lost his sh*t.
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”
Jim Carrey
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Jim Carrey
An American is typing on a computer when he flies into a rage, shouting "How the hell am I misspelling color"?
A Canadian takes a quick look at the screen before rolling his eyes and walking away, saying "that sounds like a u problem".
Why do they give men Viagra in the old folks home?
To keep them from rolling out of bed.
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
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