Roll

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I don't know, it's never happened.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll?
I’m soy into you.
Cowboys don’t roll joints.
They tumble weed.
I bring my knees to my head and lean forwards.
That's just how I roll.
Bad puns are how eye roll.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was on a roll.
I wrote down a list of everyone I hate on a piece of paper and my roommate use it to roll his joint....
He's now high on the list of people I never want to see again.
Cowboys don’t roll joints.
They tumble weed.