Roll Jokes

"Have you seen our toilet roll?" asked my wife.
"Don't be silly," I replied.
"A toilet is a stationary object."
Toilet paper plays an important roll in my life, it would be pretty sh**ty without it.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
After the Palace of Versailles was completed, Louis XIV felt Baroque and roll.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Have you heard the fast gladiator that was a tumor covered in dough?
He was a Roamin' Tumor Roll.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
I like to roll peas from the top of a mountain. I always start at the peak.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
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