Roll Jokes

Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
Have you heard the fast gladiator that was a tumor covered in dough?
He was a Roamin' Tumor Roll.
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
After the Palace of Versailles was completed, Louis XIV felt Baroque and roll.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
I like to roll peas from the top of a mountain. I always start at the peak.
"Have you seen our toilet roll?" asked my wife.
"Don't be silly," I replied.
"A toilet is a stationary object."
Toilet paper plays an important roll in my life, it would be pretty sh**ty without it.
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