What does someone mean by a light year? The same as a regular year, but with less calories and fat.
"Son eat the vegetables,they're good for you."
"But dad,they taste just like regular people."
What do you call a regular potato broadcasting sports?
A common tater.
“When you’re young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he’s just a regular guy who wears a cape.” – Dave Attell
Have you ever played quiet tennis?
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
There was an Old Man in a tree,
Who was horribly bored by a Bee;
When they said, 'Does it buzz?'
He replied, 'Yes, it does!'
'It's a regular brute of a Bee!'
I said to my wife, "I need to call the doctor today."
"Which doctor?" she asked.
"No, the regular kind."
Me: I have an appointment to see the doctor.
Nurse: which doctor?

Me: No, just the regular one
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
What is a lightyear?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
What type of car would a regular horse buy?
A Fjord Focus.
A Russian man goes to the secret police and says, “My talking parrot disappeared.”

“Why did you come here? Go to the regular police.”

“I will. I’m just here to tell you that I disagree with whatever that parrot is going to say.”
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