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Regular Jokes

Dad Jokes
I said to my wife, "I need to call the doctor today."
"Which doctor?" she asked.
"No, the regular kind."
Tennis Puns
Have you ever played quiet tennis?
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
Dark Short Jokes
"Son eat the vegetables,they're good for you."
"But dad,they taste just like regular people."
TV Puns
What do you call a regular potato broadcasting sports?
A common tater.
Witch Puns
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
Alien Puns
What is a lightyear?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
Space Puns
What does someone mean by a light year? The same as a regular year, but with less calories and fat.
Yeti/ Bigfoot Puns
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
One Liners and Short Jokes
A Russian man goes to the secret police and says, “My talking parrot disappeared.”

“Why did you come here? Go to the regular police.”

“I will. I’m just here to tell you that I disagree with whatever that parrot is going to say.”
Horse Puns
What type of car would a regular horse buy?
A Fjord Focus.
Funny Parenting Quotes
“When you’re young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he’s just a regular guy who wears a cape.” – Dave Attell
Greece Puns
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
Doctor Puns
Me: I have an appointment to see the doctor.
Nurse: which doctor?

Me: No, just the regular one
Funny Limericks
There was an Old Man in a tree,
Who was horribly bored by a Bee;
When they said, 'Does it buzz?'
He replied, 'Yes, it does!'
'It's a regular brute of a Bee!'
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