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Regular

Funny Limericks
There was an Old Man in a tree,
Who was horribly bored by a Bee;
When they said, 'Does it buzz?'
He replied, 'Yes, it does!'
'It's a regular brute of a Bee!'
Dad Jokes
I said to my wife, "I need to call the doctor today."
"Which doctor?" she asked.
"No, the regular kind."
One Liners and Short Jokes
A Russian man goes to the secret police and says, “My talking parrot disappeared.”

“Why did you come here? Go to the regular police.”

“I will. I’m just here to tell you that I disagree with whatever that parrot is going to say.”
Horse Puns
What type of car would a regular horse buy?
A Fjord Focus.