Recent Jokes

In a recent study, NASA scientists confirmed that Uranus smells like farts.
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Why shouldn't you lend a geologist money? They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
I recently heard on the news that due to newly detected fungus infection in the onions, the government was recalling all the recent packages of the vegetables. Despite being a farmer, I had no tears to shed over this.
I took the recent snow warnings with a pinch of salt.
I need to apologize to my fellow Californians for all the recent forest fires.
Apparently I'm the only one that could've prevented them
A recent finding by statisticians found that the average human has one breast and one testicle.
A recent finding by statisticians shows the average human has one breast and one testicle.
The world’s population is split sort of evenly between men and women, making the average human part male, part female, and a complete pain to shop for.
At a recent job interview, the hiring manager
asked me if I can perform under pressure.
I said: "No, but I can do Bohemian Rhapsody."
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
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