Prove Jokes

Give me extra time; I’ll prove to you that I’m worth it.
“All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy." ~ Spike Milligan
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.” Spike Milligan.
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” – Bob Hope
I have inner beauty.
And I have the video from my colonoscopy to prove it.
If they could prove cell phones give deadly radiation
You could say to people you don't like "cant talk right now, you're giving me cancer".
Why did the penguin cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
Why did the otter cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
They call the first episode of a TV show a "Pilot", because anyone can fly a plane for a couple seconds....
But you have to prove your jokes can land.
One of my friends told me that girls hate oral
Want to help me prove them wrong ?
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Why did the turkey NOT cross the road?
To prove that he wasn't chicken.
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
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