Prove

Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Why did the otter cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Why did the turkey NOT cross the road?
To prove that he wasn't chicken.
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
Bob Hope
I guess you prove that even god makes mistakes sometimes.
You know what they say about men with big feet.
Want to prove that to me?
Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
I've fallen in love- I don't know why
I've fallen in love with a girl with one eye.

I knew from the start. It was plain to see
That this wonderful girl had an eye out for me

She's charming and witty and jolly and jocular
Not what you'd expect from a girl who's monocular.

Of eyes - at the moment - she hasn't full quota
But that doesn't change things for me one iota.

It must be quite difficult if you're bereft.
If your left eye is gone and your right eye is left.

But she's made up her mind. She's made her decision.
She can see it quite clearly in 10/20 vision.

She'll not leave me waiting, not left in the lurch
If she looks slightly sideways she'll see me in church.

I'll marry my true love who's gentle and kind.
And thus prove to everyone that loves not quite blind.

(By Andrew Jefferson)
I have inner beauty.
And I have the video from my colonoscopy to prove it.
Why did the penguin cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?