Probably Jokes

“If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.” — Woody Allen
“Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.” – John Ciardi
Heard a rumor of a giant butterfly in London. Probably just an urban moth.
Vampires love corny jokes and puns. I don't think they're funny, but it's probably to do with them being pun-dead.
"The important thing to remember is that I’m probably going to forget." - Unknown
You’re like Thanksgiving dinner — delicious, satisfying, and after we’re done, I’ll probably fall asleep.
I have known you quite a while,
When you talk, you make me smile.
A special friend, I will probably keep,
If you buy me a cool jeep.

It’s your birthday, I nearly forgot,
Searched on-line, bought you squat.
Hope you don’t turn all bitter,
Since you’ve never been a quitter.

I nearly quit, writing this verse,
Mind is blank, it’s a curse,
Soon your party will be here,
If I wake up, I’ll surely appear.

(Martin Dejnicki)
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you're probably watching the wrong channel."
“I probably wouldn’t kill so many houseplants if they could scream for food and water the way my pets and children do.”
— Anonymous
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
“If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." ~Author Unknown
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