Probably Jokes

“I probably wouldn’t kill so many houseplants if they could scream for food and water the way my pets and children do.”
— Anonymous
I have known you quite a while,
When you talk, you make me smile.
A special friend, I will probably keep,
If you buy me a cool jeep.

It’s your birthday, I nearly forgot,
Searched on-line, bought you squat.
Hope you don’t turn all bitter,
Since you’ve never been a quitter.

I nearly quit, writing this verse,
Mind is blank, it’s a curse,
Soon your party will be here,
If I wake up, I’ll surely appear.

(Martin Dejnicki)
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
It's ok to be negative if you find yourself in a thunderstorm.
You probably won't get struck by lightning.
“If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.” — Woody Allen
“Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.” – John Ciardi
Heard a rumor of a giant butterfly in London. Probably just an urban moth.
"The important thing to remember is that I’m probably going to forget." - Unknown
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
“If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." ~Author Unknown
"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you're probably watching the wrong channel."
Vampires love corny jokes and puns. I don't think they're funny, but it's probably to do with them being pun-dead.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
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