Prepare Jokes

I went to the butcher's the other day and asked them, how do you prepare your turkey for Thanksgiving?
They said that they just tell them straight out that you're gonna die.
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
What kind of lunch do moms never prepare in the morning?
Their own.
The ancient Egyptian people knew how to prepare delicious jams. It was only because of their skill of preserving things.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
Prepare to be bowled over.
What do cats build to prepare for war? Cat-apults.
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
"Your first job is to prepare the soil. The best tool for this is your neighbor's motorized garden tiller. If your neighbor does not own a garden tiller, suggest that he buy one."
- Dave Barry
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
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