I went to the butcher's the other day and asked them, how do you prepare your turkey for Thanksgiving? They said that they just tell them straight out that you're gonna die.
"Your first job is to prepare the soil. The best tool for this is your neighbor's motorized garden tiller. If your neighbor does not own a garden tiller, suggest that he buy one." - Dave Barry
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