A man likes sending random stuff to his friends through the mail because he finds it funny. This particular time the man takes some lettuce to the post office to ship to a friend from back home. He tries to package it up but it won't fit unless he cuts it into smaller peices. He cuts it up and stuffs it in a large envelope, however he forgets to write out and attach a shipping label. He doesn't realize his mistake at the time and brings it to the counter to send.
The postal workers says: "You can't send a salad like that, it needs adressing".
My friend told me that his birthday was on Halloween. I said โreally?โ โYes!โ He replied I responded with โOh man your parents must have been terrified.โ
Two friends, Mick and Dave, are having lunch over at Daveโs house when the conversation turns to postal delivery workers.
Dave, disgruntled about the subject, says โI order a lot of books to get delivered here daily, but I always get a slip saying that they missed me, even if Iโm home to receive them. Iโm getting sick of it.โ
Mick, understanding his frustration, suggests โMaybe you should fight back, complain about it or something.โ
Dave confidently replies โDonโt you worry about that. Iโve got it sorted today. Iโve put a sign on the front saying that I trade books for paint thinner.โ
Mick confusedly asks โAnd how will that solve the problem?โ
As though on cue, the doorbell rings and a man is heard calling out that heโs with the local postal delivery service, followed by some choice swearing.
Dave, nonplussed by the whole situation, wipes his mouth, stands up and says to Mick โBecause I covered the front doorstep with super glue.โ
โIntaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with." ~From a Washington Post word contest
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Two friends, Mick and Dave, are having lunch over at Daveโs house when the conversation turns to postal delivery workers.
Dave, disgruntled about the subject, says โI order a lot of books to get delivered here daily, but I always get a slip saying that they missed me, even if Iโm home to receive them. Iโm getting sick of it.โ
Mick, understanding his frustration, suggests โMaybe you should fight back, complain about it or something.โ
Dave confidently replies โDonโt you worry about that. Iโve got it sorted today. Iโve put a sign on the front saying that I trade books for paint thinner.โ
Mick confusedly asks โAnd how will that solve the problem?โ
As though on cue, the doorbell rings and a man is heard calling out that heโs with the local postal delivery service, followed by some choice swearing.
Dave, nonplussed by the whole situation, wipes his mouth, stands up and says to Mick โBecause I covered the front doorstep with super glue.โ
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