Please Jokes

Pizza Love
Pizza, Please?
I Love All Pizza
Sausage ,Pepperoni, Or Cheese

Pizza Love
Its Forever
In My Heart
It Makes Life Better

Pizza Love
Pizza, Please?
Sausage, Pepperoni, and Cheese.

(Camryn Noell)
“No, please, don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them!” - Homer Simpson
"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee."
– Abraham Lincoln
Please, please me
Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.
I’m bacon you! Please stop with the meat puns!
THE KRAKEN: Yes, I'd like to renew my lease, please.
LANDLORD: Re-lease the Kraken!
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
There is a Giant Screwdriver attacking the city. Please seek shelter immediately. This is not a drill.
Please stop making jokes about little people
How would you feel if a bunch of giants made jokes about you?
A man walks into a flower shop "I'd like some flowers please."
"Certainly, Sir. What did you have in mind?"
He shrugs "Well I'm not sure, I uh, I uh, I uh..."
"Perhaps I could help. What exactly have you done?"
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
My sweetheart, please know that my love for you is like diarrhea. I cannot hold it anymore!
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