Please Jokes

Pizza Love
Pizza, Please?
I Love All Pizza
Sausage ,Pepperoni, Or Cheese

Pizza Love
Its Forever
In My Heart
It Makes Life Better

Pizza Love
Pizza, Please?
Sausage, Pepperoni, and Cheese.

(Camryn Noell)
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee."
– Abraham Lincoln
There is a Giant Screwdriver attacking the city. Please seek shelter immediately. This is not a drill.
Please stop making jokes about little people
How would you feel if a bunch of giants made jokes about you?
A man walks into a flower shop "I'd like some flowers please."
"Certainly, Sir. What did you have in mind?"
He shrugs "Well I'm not sure, I uh, I uh, I uh..."
"Perhaps I could help. What exactly have you done?"
I’m bacon you! Please stop with the meat puns!
What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel? A shroom with a view, please!
“No, please, don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them!” - Homer Simpson
THE KRAKEN: Yes, I'd like to renew my lease, please.
LANDLORD: Re-lease the Kraken!
Please, please me
Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.
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