Played Jokes

What was the most common game played by Greek Gods?
Hydra and seek.
I once played chess with an Egyptian King...
...I was distracted for a moment, and when I turned around he was blatantly attempting to cheat. I told him that that wasn't very pharaoh.
There once was a lad from West Philly
Who played basketball and got silly
He fought with some brothers
Which worried his mother
Now he's know as Bel Air's Fresh Prince, Willy
There was a Young Lady whose chin,
Resembled the point of a pin.
So she had it made sharp,
And purchased a harp,
And played several tunes with her chin.
There was a Young Lady of Welling,
Whose praise all the world was a-telling;
She played on a harp,
And caught several carp,
That accomplished Young Lady of Welling.
I'm 6'6", 280lb, and I've played piano for 23 years
I'm a huge pianist.
Why did the pianist have to be rushed into surgery after his latest performance?
He played his heart out.
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
How did the Roman senators picked who will be first to stab the emperor?
They played rock paper Caesar
Did you know Chuck Norris was in every star wars movie?
He played the force.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?
Viola.
Someone once asked if I ever played the violin
I told him that I had fiddled with it.
Have you ever played quiet tennis?
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
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