Played Jokes

How did the Roman senators picked who will be first to stab the emperor?
They played rock paper Caesar
What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?
Viola.
Someone once asked if I ever played the violin
I told him that I had fiddled with it.
I'm 6'6", 280lb, and I've played piano for 23 years
I'm a huge pianist.
Have you ever played quiet tennis?
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
There once was a lad from West Philly
Who played basketball and got silly
He fought with some brothers
Which worried his mother
Now he's know as Bel Air's Fresh Prince, Willy
There was a Young Lady whose chin,
Resembled the point of a pin.
So she had it made sharp,
And purchased a harp,
And played several tunes with her chin.
There was a Young Lady of Welling,
Whose praise all the world was a-telling;
She played on a harp,
And caught several carp,
That accomplished Young Lady of Welling.
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
What was the most common game played by Greek Gods?
Hydra and seek.
Did you know Chuck Norris was in every star wars movie?
He played the force.
Why did the pianist have to be rushed into surgery after his latest performance?
He played his heart out.
I once played chess with an Egyptian King...
...I was distracted for a moment, and when I turned around he was blatantly attempting to cheat. I told him that that wasn't very pharaoh.