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Funny Tall People Insults & Comebacks
Shaun was constantly asked if he played basketball. He now answers back by saying, "Hey, do you play minigolf?"
Funny Insults for Short People
Just played miniature golf with a dwarf, but he just called it golf.
Ancient Rome Puns
How did the Roman senators picked who will be first to stab the emperor?
They played rock paper Caesar
Dirty Limericks
A lad and a lass from Aberystwyth
United the lips that they kystwyth.
But as they grew older,
They also grew bolder,
And played with the things that they pystwyth.
Chuck Norris Jokes
Did you know Chuck Norris was in every star wars movie?
He played the force.
Heart Puns
Why did the pianist have to be rushed into surgery after his latest performance?
He played his heart out.
Theater Puns
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
Ancient Greek Monster Puns
What was the most common game played by Greek Gods?
Hydra and seek.
Weather Puns
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
Football Puns
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
Piano Puns
I'm 6'6", 280lb, and I've played piano for 23 years
I'm a huge pianist.
Tennis Puns
Have you ever played quiet tennis?
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
Mummy Puns
I once played chess with an Egyptian King...
...I was distracted for a moment, and when I turned around he was blatantly attempting to cheat. I told him that that wasn't very pharaoh.
Violin Puns
What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?
Viola.
Someone once asked if I ever played the violin
I told him that I had fiddled with it.
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