I once played chess with an Egyptian King...
...I was distracted for a moment, and when I turned around he was blatantly attempting to cheat. I told him that that wasn't very pharaoh.

Piano Puns

I'm 6'6", 280lb, and I've played piano for 23 years
I'm a huge pianist.

Ancient Greek Monster Puns

What was the most common game played by Greek Gods?
Hydra and seek.

Tennis Puns

Have you ever played quiet tennis?
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.

Football Puns

I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.

Funny Short People Insults & Comebacks

Just played miniature golf with a dwarf, but he just called it golf.

Funny Tall People Insults & Comebacks

Shaun was constantly asked if he played basketball. He now answers back by saying, "Hey, do you play minigolf?"

Weather Puns

A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.

Theater Puns

A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.

Violin Puns

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?
Viola.

Someone once asked if I ever played the violin
I told him that I had fiddled with it.

Dirty Limericks

A lad and a lass from Aberystwyth
United the lips that they kystwyth.
But as they grew older,
They also grew bolder,
And played with the things that they pystwyth.

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