I once played chess with an Egyptian King... ...I was distracted for a moment, and when I turned around he was blatantly attempting to cheat. I told him that that wasn't very pharaoh.
A lad and a lass from Aberystwyth United the lips that they kystwyth. But as they grew older, They also grew bolder, And played with the things that they pystwyth.
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