I bought a pumpkin for Halloween but it was broken
So i had to get a pumpkin patch.
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
I just saw a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out.
he's just going through a rough patch.
I saw my neighbor, slumped over his lawnmower, crying his eyes out.
I think he’s going through a rough patch.
Why did the Jack-O-Lantern go to the pumpkin patch?
Because he had holes in him.
A dog in a pumpkin patch is called...
a pumpkin pooch.
What did the vicar use for his vegetable patch?
Lettuce spray.