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Patch Jokes

Vegetable Puns
What did the vicar use for his vegetable patch?
Lettuce spray.
Pumpkin Puns
Why did the Jack-O-Lantern go to the pumpkin patch?
Because he had holes in him.
A dog in a pumpkin patch is called...
a pumpkin pooch.
Garden Puns
What did the pirate call his vegetable patch?
His garrrrgh-den.
Scarecrows always garden their patch.
Irish Puns
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
Gnome Puns
Why was the gnome just standing over his lawnmower and crying?
Because he hit a rough patch.
Puns
I just saw a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out.
he's just going through a rough patch.
Strawberry Puns
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
Halloween Puns
How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
You use a pumpkin patch.
I bought a pumpkin for Halloween but it was broken
So i had to get a pumpkin patch.
Eye Puns
I saw my neighbor, slumped over his lawnmower, crying his eyes out.
I think he’s going through a rough patch.
Dinosaur Puns
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
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