Parties

“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.”
Phyllis Diller
Why are geologists no fun at parties?
They like to be stone-cold sober.
What do trees drink at their parties? Root beer.
The people upstairs all practise ballet
Their living room is a bowling alley
Their bedroom is full of conducted tours.
Their radio is louder than yours,
They celebrate week-ends all the week.
When they take a shower, your ceilings leak.
They try to get their parties to mix
By supplying their guests with Pogo sticks,
And when their fun at last abates,
They go to the bathroom on roller skates.
I might love the people upstairs more
If only they lived on another floor.
Have you noticed that most wolf parties begin at around midnight? Well, it is not by coincidence, it is so that they can have a howling good time.
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi!
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What does pooh eat at parties?
Blue bear-y pie.
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
hy don’t calculus major throw house parties?
Because they know firsthand that it’s a bad idea to drive and derive.
Why don't murderers often attend tea parties?
They prefer a casual tea.
Why don't potatoes go to parties?
They're scared of the Monster Mash.