Parties Jokes

Why are geologists no fun at parties?
They like to be stone-cold sober.
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
Why was the crocodile invited to glamorous parties?
Because she was a snappy dresser.
“If owl parties aren't called hootenannies, this world will never make sense again."
- Reverend Badger
“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.” – Phyllis Diller
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.
There was a group of ants that always went on parties together, but one smelled way worse than the others.
He was de odor ant.
What do zombies serve at parties?
Finger food.
What do trees drink at their parties? Root beer.
Q. What did they serve with nacho cheese at stag parties?
A. Deer-itos.
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
Why is the mushroom always invited to parties? Because he's a fun-gi.
“If owl parties aren't called hootenannies, this world will never make sense again."
- Reverend Badger
You may look a little older,
Sadly youth doesn't come cheap,
So skip all those Botox parties,
And just get your beauty sleep.

Be glad you're young at heart,
And still look as good as gold,
Too bad you're not a millionaire,
And can't put your looks on hold.

(Kevin Nishmas)
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