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What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
“Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.”
Doug Larson
My wife: Did you know a single dolphin can have more than 200 offspring?
Me: Wow How about the married ones?
What steps do you take when you see a tiger running towards you? Big ones!
If a meteorite perfectly hits a planet, what do we call those ones which miss? Meteowrongs.
I keep making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.
How are guys just like coffee?
The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night!
Why are men like coffee? The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night!
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
Why do doctors slap babies' bums right after they're born? To knock the penises off the smart ones.
Why are Men like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken!
What kind of man can you actually change?
The ones still in diapers.
I cannot believe no ones come up with a cure for anorexia yet.
I thought it would be a piece of cake!