I married my wife for her looks. Just not the ones she been giving me lately.
After 30 years of marriage, I can both proudly and firmly declare that I still wear the pants in my family... My wife just tells me which ones to wear.
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Sometimes we eat when weโre hungry Or else when weโre just in the mood, But everyoneโs habits are different In how we relate to our food.
There are 3 meals-a-day folk as well as The ones who skip breakfast or lunch And grazers who nibble for most of the day Or snackers who in-between munch.
There are people with junk food addictions And those who shun pork, beef or fish, While the gluten or carb-free among us Pay attention to whatโs in each dish.
As for sweets, thatโs a whole other story โ When you think about ice cream or pie Or the various candies and chocolates Without which some could never get by.
Just consider your own way of eating With the foods you enjoy or you sneak And youโll realize, if you broach the subject, That our diets are all most unique!
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