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Meat Puns
They were building a meat tower next door.
The steaks just kept getting higher.
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
Can I be your next varietal?
Space Pick Up Lines
Iā€™m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Funny Work Quotes
"If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire."
~ Cannonā€™s Law
ā€œWhat I donā€™t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.ā€ ā€“ Phyllis Diller
Friendship Quotes
ā€œWhen youā€™re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ā€˜D***, that was fun.'ā€
ā€” Groucho Marx
Yard Puns
I cut down a tree in my yard, but I don't know what to do next.
I'm stumped!
There is a German shepherd next door that keeps burying bones in my yard and taking poops on my flower bed.
His dog is not as bad.
Garden Puns
Iā€™ve started to plant my herbs in alphabetical order. People ask me how I find the time. I tell them ā€œitā€™s next to the sageā€.
Funny Animal Quotes
ā€œWhen gorillas are sleeping, you can hide a bunch of raisins in their fur, and then theyā€™ll have an exciting treat the next day."
- Guy Endore Kaiser
Orange Puns
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a ā€œpunch.
Movie Pick Up Lines
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
ā€œI couldnā€™t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.ā€
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
Peach Puns
I just hear that the woman who lives next door and loves fruit died. I hope she would rest in peach.
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"Bury me next to a straight man."
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