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I was running to catch a train yesterday, but just as I was approaching it...
I realized my net wasn't big enough.
How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
By his net income.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
Why don’t fish play basketball?
Because they're afraid of the net.
Why don’t dolphins play basketball?
Because they’re afraid of the net!
You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.
Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach.
Let's play hockey.
I'll be the net, and you can score.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.