Net Jokes

How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
By his net income.
Why don’t dolphins play basketball?
Because they’re afraid of the net!
Let's play hockey.
I'll be the net, and you can score.
You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.
Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach.
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
I was running to catch a train yesterday, but just as I was approaching it...
I realized my net wasn't big enough.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
What do computers do on a beach vacation?
Surf the net.
Why don’t fish play basketball?
Because they're afraid of the net.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
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