Natural Jokes

Twinkle twinkle little pie,
You squash my willpower like a fly.
You look so innocent and so sweet,
Convince my lips that we should meet.
You are a relentless flirt,
Oh no, we had indecent dessert.

Twinkle twinkle help appears,
A Stevia leaf erased my fears.
It made my willpower a superhero,
As for calories it has zero.
Twinkle twinkle Truviaโ„ข star,
It has natural sweetness I love just what you are.
(Michael Hack)
Why don't ghosts wear deodorant?
They like to keep it super natural.
Why are environmentalists attracted to electricity? Itโ€™s natural.โ€
Why are environmentalists attracted to electricity?
Itโ€™s natural.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
I'm local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
I was going to tell a joke about the natural disaster in the Indian Ocean
But it was too Tsunami.
You must be a C major scale... All natural.
A never-ending natural supply of beer?
Hops springs eternal.
I have a beer snob friend with Photophobia. He hates natural light.
Did you hear about the constipated engineer? He worked it out with a pencil. It was a natural log.
"Regrets are the natural property of grey hairs." - Charles Dickens
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Why did the ghost decide to become a vegan?
Because it's super natural.
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