I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Why are environmentalists attracted to electricity? It’s natural.”
Why are environmentalists attracted to electricity?
It’s natural.
Why did the ghost decide to become a vegan?
Because it's super natural.
I was going to tell a joke about the natural disaster in the Indian Ocean
But it was too Tsunami.
Did you hear about the constipated engineer? He worked it out with a pencil. It was a natural log.
Due to the expansive nature of the universe, many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner. Move over, anti-jokes. If you laugh at these dark jokes, you might just be a genius!
What did the panda say when he was forced out of his natural habitat?
This is un-bear-able.
Why do math teachers love parks so much?
Because of all the natural logs.
What natural disaster took out the ancient horses?
A volcanic stirruption.