Mr Jokes

Knock Knock!

Who is there?

Water.

Water who?

Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
Why does Mr. Potato Head have a mobile?
In case Mr. Onion rings.
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
Why did Mr. and Mrs. Barnacle go to couples' counselling?
Because their marriage was the rocks.
Why does Mr. Potato need a cell phone? Incase Mr. Onion Rings.
What do you ask a medieval crustacean when you want them to feel the music?
Art thou feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.
At a meeting, Mr. Tomato asked Mr. Peach, "Can you give me the peach cobbler's number, I need to mend my shoes".
One of the historical figures to play music with has got to be the talented Mr. Ben-jam-in Franklin.
It’s going to be awkward if Mr. and Mrs. Burr...
ever lose their son Tim in a forest.
What did Mr. and Mrs. Citrus name their daughter?
Carolime
There once was a family, the Bigger’s.
There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and a son, baby Bigger. Which one was the largest?
The son, because he was a little Bigger.
I used to work at a cutlery store, but I quit
No more Mr. Knife guy.
Free Wifi!

Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?
“Watching a dog try to chew a large piece of toffee is a pastime fit for gods. Mr. Fusspot’s mixed ancestry had given him a dexterity of jaw that was truly awesome. He somersaulted happily around the floor, making faces like a rubber gargoyle in a washing machine.”—Terry Pratchett
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