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Funny Marriage Quotes
“Marriage is like a game of chess, except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.” - Jenny Seinfeld
Hair Puns
Someone stole my wig!
That was a bald move.
Funny Money Quotes
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller
Tiger Puns
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
Yard Puns
Which lawn decorations move around from yard to yard?
Gnomads.
Music Pick Up Lines
Did you just move from the subdominant to the supertonic? Because I think you’re my perfect counterpoint.
Enough exposition. Let’s move this to the development section
The Beatles Pick Up Lines
Something in the way you move attracts me like no other
History Puns
What was the most popular dance move in the colonies in 1776?
Indepen-dance.
When indoor toilets were introduced in Britain, it was considered to be a revo-loo-tionary move.
Pot Puns
I was boiling vegetables in the saucepan the other day when my wife went to move it...
I said careful, it’s got a leek in it.
Dog-Themed Pick Up Lines
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
Medieval Puns
Dracula had to move out of his medieval castle for a couple of weeks because it was getting re-vamp-ed!
Funny Parenting Quotes
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller
Crocodile Puns
What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way?
“Please move, I need to get bayou.”
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