Move Jokes

Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
Which lawn decorations move around from yard to yard?
Gnomads.
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller
“Marriage is like a game of chess, except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.” - Jenny Seinfeld
Someone stole my wig!
That was a bald move.
What was the most popular dance move in the colonies in 1776?
Indepen-dance.
When indoor toilets were introduced in Britain, it was considered to be a revo-loo-tionary move.
Dracula had to move out of his medieval castle for a couple of weeks because it was getting re-vamp-ed!
Something in the way you move attracts me like no other
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller
I was boiling vegetables in the saucepan the other day when my wife went to move it...
I said careful, it’s got a leek in it.
Did you just move from the subdominant to the supertonic? Because I think you’re my perfect counterpoint.
Enough exposition. Let’s move this to the development section
What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way?
“Please move, I need to get bayou.”
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