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It’s amazing how most jars look alike...
The resemblance is uncanny
Whose music do elves like the most?
Elf-is Presley.
What type of elf has the most books?
A bookshelf.
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
— Calvin Trillin
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
"Never eat more than you can lift"- Miss Piggy.
"I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets."- Dolly Parton
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
"Gardening requires lots of water - most of it in the form of perspiration."
- Lou Erickson
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
What’s the most disgusting type of nut?
The cash-ew.
If my love were music, you'd be the most beaituful lyrics in the songbook
Did you know cutlery scams require the most patience?
You've got to play the long prong.
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