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"Never eat more than you can lift"- Miss Piggy.
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"I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets."- Dolly Parton
What’s the most disgusting type of nut?
The cash-ew.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
"Gardening requires lots of water - most of it in the form of perspiration."
- Lou Erickson
Whose music do elves like the most?
Elf-is Presley.
What type of elf has the most books?
A bookshelf.
It’s amazing how most jars look alike...
The resemblance is uncanny
If my love were music, you'd be the most beaituful lyrics in the songbook
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
— Calvin Trillin
What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
Did you know cutlery scams require the most patience?
You've got to play the long prong.
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