Mixed Jokes

My friend, who's a geneticist and a rapper crossed a gorilla with an orang utan
That's his new mixed ape.
I accidentally mixed up the words 'Jacuzzi' and 'Yakuza' online.
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.
Why did the electricity documentary get such mixed reviews?
People weren’t sure how to feel after it’s shocking ending.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
I get beavers and similar animals mixed up.
I otter know better.
What does orange juice and my dad have in common?
They both slap harder when mixed with alcohol.
Got my new blender yesterday but I can't tell if I like or not though...
It keeps giving me mixed results.
What did the blender say to his crush?
"I have mixed feelings about you, but we might blend together perfectly."
I’ve been experimenting with attaching various kitchen utensils to my power drill
I got mixed results.
There was an Old Person of Berlin,
Whose form was uncommonly thin;
Till he once, by mistake,
Was mixed up in a cake,
So they baked that Old Man of Berlin.
I always get pickle and chutney mixed up.
It makes me chuckle.
To the person who has been eating all of my mixed nuts.
I'm going to cashew.
“Watching a dog try to chew a large piece of toffee is a pastime fit for gods. Mr. Fusspot’s mixed ancestry had given him a dexterity of jaw that was truly awesome. He somersaulted happily around the floor, making faces like a rubber gargoyle in a washing machine.”—Terry Pratchett
Well, there are mixed reviews. People say the food is great. But there is no atmosphere or ambience.
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