Mixed Jokes

To the person who has been eating all of my mixed nuts.
I'm going to cashew.
I’ve been experimenting with attaching various kitchen utensils to my power drill
I got mixed results.
I get beavers and similar animals mixed up.
I otter know better.
Why did the electricity documentary get such mixed reviews?
People weren’t sure how to feel after it’s shocking ending.
There was an Old Person of Berlin,
Whose form was uncommonly thin;
Till he once, by mistake,
Was mixed up in a cake,
So they baked that Old Man of Berlin.
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
I accidentally mixed up the words 'Jacuzzi' and 'Yakuza' online.
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.
I'm having mixed feelings about being a Michael Jackson impersonator.
On one hand, you get to wear a cool white glove.

On the other hand, you don't.
Got my new blender yesterday but I can't tell if I like or not though...
It keeps giving me mixed results.
What did the blender say to his crush?
"I have mixed feelings about you, but we might blend together perfectly."
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
“Watching a dog try to chew a large piece of toffee is a pastime fit for gods. Mr. Fusspot’s mixed ancestry had given him a dexterity of jaw that was truly awesome. He somersaulted happily around the floor, making faces like a rubber gargoyle in a washing machine.”—Terry Pratchett
My friend, who's a geneticist and a rapper crossed a gorilla with an orang utan
That's his new mixed ape.
Well, there are mixed reviews. People say the food is great. But there is no atmosphere or ambience.
I always get pickle and chutney mixed up.
It makes me chuckle.
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