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Mixed Jokes

Utensils Puns
I’ve been experimenting with attaching various kitchen utensils to my power drill
I got mixed results.
Puns
I accidentally mixed up the words 'Jacuzzi' and 'Yakuza' online.
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.
I'm having mixed feelings about being a Michael Jackson impersonator.
On one hand, you get to wear a cool white glove.

On the other hand, you don't.
Funny Limericks
There was an Old Person of Berlin,
Whose form was uncommonly thin;
Till he once, by mistake,
Was mixed up in a cake,
So they baked that Old Man of Berlin.
Otter Puns
I get beavers and similar animals mixed up.
I otter know better.
Mushroom Puns
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
Space Puns
Well, there are mixed reviews. People say the food is great. But there is no atmosphere or ambience.
Electricity Puns
Why did the electricity documentary get such mixed reviews?
People weren’t sure how to feel after it’s shocking ending.
Pickle Puns
I always get pickle and chutney mixed up.
It makes me chuckle.
Nuts Puns
To the person who has been eating all of my mixed nuts.
I'm going to cashew.
Funny Animal Quotes
“Watching a dog try to chew a large piece of toffee is a pastime fit for gods. Mr. Fusspot’s mixed ancestry had given him a dexterity of jaw that was truly awesome. He somersaulted happily around the floor, making faces like a rubber gargoyle in a washing machine.”—Terry Pratchett
Appliance Puns
Got my new blender yesterday but I can't tell if I like or not though...
It keeps giving me mixed results.
What did the blender say to his crush?
"I have mixed feelings about you, but we might blend together perfectly."
Koala Puns
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
Gorilla Puns
My friend, who's a geneticist and a rapper crossed a gorilla with an orang utan
That's his new mixed ape.
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