Mixed

Well, there are mixed reviews. People say the food is great. But there is no atmosphere or ambience.
I'm having mixed feelings about being a Michael Jackson impersonator.
On one hand, you get to wear a cool white glove.

On the other hand, you don't.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
I get beavers and similar animals mixed up.
I otter know better.
There was an Old Person of Berlin,
Whose form was uncommonly thin;
Till he once, by mistake,
Was mixed up in a cake,
So they baked that Old Man of Berlin.
Why did the electricity documentary get such mixed reviews?
People weren’t sure how to feel after it’s shocking ending.
I always get pickle and chutney mixed up.
It makes me chuckle.
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