Missing Jokes

How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
“As wonderful as dogs can be, they are famous for missing the point.”—Jean Ferris
The nut gave her boyfriend the kola shoulder for missing their date.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” – Earl Wilson
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
A gorilla starts off his day by going to his car
When he gets to his car, he notices hes missing something. He walks back in his house, and asks his wife "Have you seen monkeys?"
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
I barely noticed you in the winter months, you were missing from the sky.
How did the police find all the missing wood from the lumber yard?
It was chipped.
"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."
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