Missing

Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
Why did the dolphin end its own life?
It was missing a porpoise.
When the chef asked which ingredients were missing in the signature dish, someone said quickly, ‘u-need-corn’.
A blond gets in her car and notices her steering wheel, dashboard, and windshield is missing.
She calls the police and reports a theft.
When the police officer comes, he looks at the blond who is crying and and says, "Ma'am...you're sitting in the backseat..."
Did you hear about the boy that went missing in the hospital?
Turns out he was just playing peek-a-boo ICU
Remember the one about people queuing up for drinks at Old Faithful's birthday party?
You're not missing much; the punch line blows.
Why didn't the conductor know what to do when he found that his train was missing?
He wasn't trained for this.
How do you find a missing train? Follow the tracks
Remember the one about people queuing up for drinks at Old Faithful's birthday party?
You're not missing much; the punch line blows.
Exasperated, I threw my hands up in the air and shouted at my wife, "I'm not a complete idiot!" She smiled at me and purred, "I know honey."
"Some parts are missing."
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat with one hand and said, "How do one armed mothers do it?" Without missing a beat I replied, "Single handedly."
“Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.”
Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen)
“If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.”
Steven Wright
What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing? Au revoir.
What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing?
Au revoir.