There once was a man from the Wold Who loved drinking beer icy cold. As he reached for his cup, NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! Oooh, snap! You've been limerickrolled!
“As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.” — Tom Goins
Sandy was a chocoholic, The worst I've ever seen! If she didn't eat some daily, She'd become crazy mean!
It didn't matter what kind it was, Ice cream, cake, pie or candy, As long as it was chocolate, Sandy was fine and dandy!
Then one day the unthinkable happened, To the chocolate loving miss, While eating her favorite candy, She choked on a chocolate kiss!
"Death by chocolate," the coroner concluded, As to the cause of Sandy's death. At least she died doing what she loved, Eating chocolate til her last breath.
(Kim Merryman)
Thanksgiving Dinner's sad and thankless Christmas Dinner's dark and blue When you stop and try to see it From the turkey's point of view.
Sunday Dinner isn't sunny Easter Feasts are just bad luck When you see it from the viewpoint Of a chicken or a duck.
Oh how I once loved tuna salad Pork and Lobsters-- lamb chops too Till I stopped and looked at dinner From the dinner's point of view.
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