Loved Jokes

Sandy was a chocoholic,
The worst I've ever seen!
If she didn't eat some daily,
She'd become crazy mean!

It didn't matter what kind it was,
Ice cream, cake, pie or candy,
As long as it was chocolate,
Sandy was fine and dandy!

Then one day the unthinkable happened,
To the chocolate loving miss,
While eating her favorite candy,
She choked on a chocolate kiss!

"Death by chocolate," the coroner concluded,
As to the cause of Sandy's death.
At least she died doing what she loved,
Eating chocolate til her last breath.

(Kim Merryman)
Thanksgiving Dinner's sad and thankless
Christmas Dinner's dark and blue
When you stop and try to see it
From the turkey's point of view.

Sunday Dinner isn't sunny
Easter Feasts are just bad luck
When you see it from the viewpoint
Of a chicken or a duck.

Oh how I once loved tuna salad
Pork and Lobsters-- lamb chops too
Till I stopped and looked at dinner
From the dinner's point of view.

(Shel Silverstein)
Why was the viking boxer loved so much
He ragna"rocked" the house
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
Why didn't Cleopatra confess that she loved Julius Caesar?
Because she lived in the Nile
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
There once was a man from the Wold
Who loved drinking beer icy cold.
As he reached for his cup,
Oooh, snap! You've been limerickrolled!
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
Once upon a time, there was a king who loved traveling through tunnels. The people gave him the name: Alex-Under."
“As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.” — Tom Goins
What type of noodles did the ancient Egyptian kings loved to eat? Ramen.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
"My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one."
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