Loud Jokes

There was a Young Lady of Tyre,
Who swept the loud chords of a lyre;
At the sound of each sweep
She enraptured the deep,
And enchanted the city of Tyre.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
Bark bark bark
Let me get up to see
It appears my dog is summoning me
Bark Bark Bark
That old familiar sound
As I peer out the window
With my loud mouthed hound
Bark Bark Bark
Looking in the distance I finally see
Why she’s been barking at me
Bark Bark Bark
There’s a leaf in the yard
And it’s blowing away
This is how we’ll spend
Most of our day
What do you call a loud conversation? A megaphone.
Why are super loud sounds bad for your ears?
It hertz your eardrums.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?

A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
"When your “mom voice” is so loud even the neighbors brush their teeth and get dressed." - Unknown
What made the baby cookie cry so loud? His mother was a wafer so long.
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
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