Why was the tree so embarrassed during the winter? After her leaves fell, she felt naked.
What weighs more: a pound of logs or a pound of leaves? They weigh the same.
Why are leaves always getting into risky business? They keep having to go out on a limb.
Why did the dunce get hurt after raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
What has leaves, is green and a trunk? A houseplant heading on vacation.
Which tree is more annoying, pine or oak?
Pine. Because pine needles while oak leaves.