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Garden Puns
Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.
The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
Germinate: To become a naturalized German.
Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.
I used to make lots of money clearing leaves from gardens. I was raking it in.
Pig Puns
What do the lady pigs say when someone leaves the toilet seat up? โ€œHoof-orgot to put the seat down?"
Irish Puns
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
Flower Pick Up Lines
I would hate to see you go, but I love watching your leaves.
Hiking Pick Up Lines
Youโ€™re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
Funny Parenting Quotes
โ€œNever raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.โ€ โ€“ Red Buttons
โ€œIโ€™m totally โ€˜that dadโ€™ who leaves a note in my sonโ€™s lunch box. One day Iโ€™ll actually start putting food in there also.โ€

- Steve Ryan.
Peach Puns
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
Toilet Paper Puns
Ran out of toilet paper today. Weโ€™re now using lettuce leaves.
Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.
Grass Puns
I used to make loads of money clearing leaves from lawns. I was raking it in.
Phone Puns
Why is it so hard to contact a pirate? He leaves his phone off the hooks.
Movie Pick Up Lines
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
Funny Work Quotes
โ€œNo man goes before his timeโ€”unless the boss leaves early.โ€ โ€” Groucho Marx
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early"
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