Leaves Jokes

You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
Why is it so hard to contact a pirate? He leaves his phone off the hooks.
“Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.” – Red Buttons
“I’m totally ‘that dad’ who leaves a note in my son’s lunch box. One day I’ll actually start putting food in there also.”

- Steve Ryan.
Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.
The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
Germinate: To become a naturalized German.
Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.
I used to make lots of money clearing leaves from gardens. I was raking it in.
“No man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early.” — Groucho Marx
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
I would hate to see you go, but I love watching your leaves.
What do the lady pigs say when someone leaves the toilet seat up? “Hoof-orgot to put the seat down?"
Ran out of toilet paper today. We’re now using lettuce leaves.
Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.
"No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early"
Call me leaves, cause you should be blowing me.
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
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