Lead Jokes

Why would a horse make a good president?
They know how to lead.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
Did you hear about how deodorant lead to the capture of a cold war agent?
The scent of old spies gave him away.
My lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
Why should you avoid discussing coffee around sensitive people?
It can lead to a really heated, strong debate.
Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but...
He can't get no Satyr Faction.
Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?
Because all the roads lead to Rome.
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
Why were the Vikings such good sailors?
You can lead a Norse to water but you can't make him sink.
The expensive dog has gone missing.
However, police are saying that at least they have a lead. Once she is found they will Retriever.
People don't believe me when I tell them I'm the lead singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band....
Well I am.
"You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think."
- Dorothy Parker
Who will lead the army of drawing utensils?
The ruler.
What stat do the Miami Dolphins lead every single year?
All Porpoise Yardage!
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