Lead Jokes

Are you a 3-1 lead?
Because I want to blow you.
Who will lead the army of drawing utensils?
The ruler.
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
Did you hear about how deodorant lead to the capture of a cold war agent?
The scent of old spies gave him away.
What stat do the Miami Dolphins lead every single year?
All Porpoise Yardage!
My lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
Why were the Vikings such good sailors?
You can lead a Norse to water but you can't make him sink.
"You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think."
- Dorothy Parker
Why would a horse make a good president?
They know how to lead.
Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but...
He can't get no Satyr Faction.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?
Because all the roads lead to Rome.
Why should you avoid discussing coffee around sensitive people?
It can lead to a really heated, strong debate.
People don't believe me when I tell them I'm the lead singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band....
Well I am.
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