“A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.”
― Unknown
“An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.”
― Unknown
“A pizza slice a day keeps sadness away.”
― Jet Paacal
"Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing."
— Joss Whedon