Invited

Why wasn’t the giraffe invited to the party?
He was a pain in the neck.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
I’m throwing a COVID-19 party this weekend.
None of you are invited.
I got really good at telling them, so I’m being crowned the king of corona virus puns.
You’re all formally invited to attend my coronation.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What did the llama say when he was invited to the picnic?
Alpaca lunch.
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi!
Why was the pony so excited to be invited to a rally with the president?
It was a huge end-horse-ment.
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