Why was the pony so excited to be invited to a rally with the president?
It was a huge end-horse-ment.
Why wasn’t the giraffe invited to the party?
He was a pain in the neck.
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi!
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
What did the llama say when he was invited to the picnic?
Alpaca lunch.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
I’m throwing a COVID-19 party this weekend.
None of you are invited.
I got really good at telling them, so I’m being crowned the king of corona virus puns.
You’re all formally invited to attend my coronation.