Invite Jokes

Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
Did I invite you to the Barbecue?
Then why are you all up in my grill?
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
Why doesn’t anyone invite an ice cream cone to their party?
They’re a drip.
Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party?
It’s cool.
Why did the owl invite his friends over?
He didn't want to be owl by himself.
How does a 20-something pig hit on someone?
They invite them over to Netflix and swill.
When are you going to invite me to church?
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
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