Invite Jokes

How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
Why doesn’t anyone invite an ice cream cone to their party?
They’re a drip.
Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party?
It’s cool.
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
Did I invite you to the Barbecue?
Then why are you all up in my grill?
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
How does a 20-something pig hit on someone?
They invite them over to Netflix and swill.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Why did the owl invite his friends over?
He didn't want to be owl by himself.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
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