When are you going to invite me to church?
Did I invite you to the Barbecue?
Then why are you all up in my grill?
Why doesn’t anyone invite an ice cream cone to their party?
They’re a drip.
Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party?
It’s cool.
Why did the owl invite his friends over?
He didn't want to be owl by himself.
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?