Hope Jokes

“Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.”
― Dean Koontz
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
Are you a practice room? Because I want you and I hope you're not taken
"Can you help me get this pots and pans drawer in order? Something seems stuck here", My wife said one morning.
To which I said, "Sure honey, I hope this pans out"
My wife got a straw for her drink...
When she sat down, she took a sip, and frustratedly sighed "My straw has a hole in it!"
I replied "I should hope it has two!"
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
I hope you know CPR, baby because you take my breath away.
I hope you like fireworks cause I want to end this night with a bang.
Over quarantine, I’ve really gotten into gardening. I am especially enamored with growing chard varieties. So much so I’ve written a book of poems about their taproots.
I hope to one day be recognized as the beet poet of our generation!
"Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you." - Ogden Nash
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Hope your Turkey is moist and your stuffing in fluffy and when you're done eating you'll be nice and stuffy.
I just hear that the woman who lives next door and loves fruit died. I hope she would rest in peach.
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