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Hope

Vegetable Puns
I hope for world peas.
Football Puns
Hope you’re wide open on [date].
Duck Puns
What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?
“I hope I didn’t quack any.”
Valentines Day Puns
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
Cookie Puns
What do ghoul scouts hope to achieve by selling halloween cookies? They hope to make a good first impression.
Birthday Puns
I hope the only things that blow are candles and balloons. Have a great birthday!
One Liners and Short Jokes
Just found two lumps on my car battery.
Got them tested, one came back positive. I hope it's not terminal.
I really hope corona virus can't spread through s*x
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.
What do you give three-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?
I don't know, but you better hope he likes it.
The Scotland football team went to visit an orphanage in Kazakhstan this morning. "It's good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling and facing the impossible"
said Anatoly, aged 6.
Flower Puns
What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present?
I hope thistle cheer you up.
Unicorn Puns
Let’s kick off shall we? I just hope that my unicorn puns won’t be too corny for you.
If an adult is called a unicorn, are its young one’s called puny-corns?
Zebra Puns
I saw a guy trying to cross a really busy street. Trying to be helpful, I said, “You know, there is a zebra crossing 50ft ahead.”
He said, “I hope he’s having a better luck than I am.”
Physics Puns
I love Physics, but I'm terrible at Math.
I hope in doesn't Matter.
Insults & Comebacks
They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
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