Hope

Hope you’re wide open on [date].
What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?
“I hope I didn’t quack any.”
What do ghoul scouts hope to achieve by selling halloween cookies? They hope to make a good first impression.
I love Physics, but I'm terrible at Math.
I hope in doesn't Matter.
I hope the only things that blow are candles and balloons. Have a great birthday!
I really hope corona virus can't spread through s*x
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.
Let’s kick off shall we? I just hope that my unicorn puns won’t be too corny for you.
If an adult is called a unicorn, are its young one’s called puny-corns?
What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present?
I hope thistle cheer you up.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
I saw a guy trying to cross a really busy street. Trying to be helpful, I said, “You know, there is a zebra crossing 50ft ahead.”
He said, “I hope he’s having a better luck than I am.”
Just found two lumps on my car battery.
Got them tested, one came back positive. I hope it's not terminal.
What do you give three-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?
I don't know, but you better hope he likes it.
The Scotland football team went to visit an orphanage in Kazakhstan this morning. "It's good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling and facing the impossible"
said Anatoly, aged 6.
They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
I hope for world peas.