Just found two lumps on my car battery. Got them tested, one came back positive. I hope it's not terminal.
I really hope corona virus can't spread through s*x It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.
What do you give three-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I don't know, but you better hope he likes it.
The Scotland football team went to visit an orphanage in Kazakhstan this morning. "It's good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling and facing the impossible" said Anatoly, aged 6.