Hope Jokes

Over quarantine, I’ve really gotten into gardening. I am especially enamored with growing chard varieties. So much so I’ve written a book of poems about their taproots.
I hope to one day be recognized as the beet poet of our generation!
"Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you." - Ogden Nash
I just hear that the woman who lives next door and loves fruit died. I hope she would rest in peach.
Are you a practice room? Because I want you and I hope you're not taken
“Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.”
― Dean Koontz
My wife got a straw for her drink...
When she sat down, she took a sip, and frustratedly sighed "My straw has a hole in it!"
I replied "I should hope it has two!"
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
"Can you help me get this pots and pans drawer in order? Something seems stuck here", My wife said one morning.
To which I said, "Sure honey, I hope this pans out"
“No one is full of more false hope than a parent bringing a chair to the beach.” – @simoncholland
“Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath, and hope we’ve set aside enough money to pay for our kids’ therapy.”
—Michelle Pfeiffer
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
I hope you know CPR, baby because you take my breath away.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
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