"Can you help me get this pots and pans drawer in order? Something seems stuck here", My wife said one morning.
To which I said, "Sure honey, I hope this pans out"

Utensils Puns

My wife got a straw for her drink...
When she sat down, she took a sip, and frustratedly sighed "My straw has a hole in it!"
I replied "I should hope it has two!"

Friendship Quotes

“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown

Classic Pick Up Lines

Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.

I hope you know CPR, baby because you take my breath away.

Dirty Independence Day Pick Up Lines

I hope you like fireworks cause I want to end this night with a bang.

Garden Puns

Over quarantine, I’ve really gotten into gardening. I am especially enamored with growing chard varieties. So much so I’ve written a book of poems about their taproots.
I hope to one day be recognized as the beet poet of our generation!

Funny Aging Quotes

"Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you." - Ogden Nash

Orange Puns

I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.

Grocery Store Pick Up Lines

I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.

Dirty Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines

Hope your Turkey is moist and your stuffing in fluffy and when you're done eating you'll be nice and stuffy.

Peach Puns

I just hear that the woman who lives next door and loves fruit died. I hope she would rest in peach.

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