Hope

I hope for world peas.
Hope you’re wide open on [date].
What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?
“I hope I didn’t quack any.”
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
What do ghoul scouts hope to achieve by selling halloween cookies? They hope to make a good first impression.
I hope the only things that blow are candles and balloons. Have a great birthday!
Just found two lumps on my car battery.
Got them tested, one came back positive. I hope it's not terminal.
I really hope corona virus can't spread through s*x
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.
What do you give three-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?
I don't know, but you better hope he likes it.
The Scotland football team went to visit an orphanage in Kazakhstan this morning. "It's good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling and facing the impossible"
said Anatoly, aged 6.
What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present?
I hope thistle cheer you up.
Let’s kick off shall we? I just hope that my unicorn puns won’t be too corny for you.
If an adult is called a unicorn, are its young one’s called puny-corns?
I saw a guy trying to cross a really busy street. Trying to be helpful, I said, “You know, there is a zebra crossing 50ft ahead.”
He said, “I hope he’s having a better luck than I am.”
I love Physics, but I'm terrible at Math.
I hope in doesn't Matter.
They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.