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Homework Jokes

Water Puns
Why donโ€™t you see an ocean in school?
They just canโ€™t wade through all that homework.
Peach Puns
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
Family Puns
Struggle with your Children's Math homework?
Apparently it's quite common in five out of every four homes.
Golf Puns
Why didnโ€™t the golfer get his homework done?
He wouldnโ€™t stop puttering around.
One Liners for Kids
Why did the boy eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Cake Puns
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Funny Poems
I own a big fat cat-
The fattest for miles around.
Wherever there's lots of food,
That's where he'll be found.

He's really good at eating.
It's a talent, I suppose.
I'm sure if he keeps at it
He'd win the talent shows.

I own a big fat cat-
He weighs at least a ton.
He couldn't run to save his life.
Yes, he isn't much fun.

His favourite room's the kitchen.
(I'm sure we all know why.)
He eats just about everything,
So that's why, with a sigh...

I'd like to tell you, Teacher,
I'd like to tell you straight,
I might have "accidentally" dropped
My homework in his plate.

(By Christian M. Mitewu)
Are You Pick Up Lines
Are you my homework? Because Iโ€™m not doing you, even though I should.
Fairy Puns
My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework.
So we did it squid pro quo.
Dog Puns
What did the dog order at a restaurant?
His ownerโ€™s homework.
Nerdy Pick Up Lines
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Computer Puns
My dog ate my computer science homework.
It took him a couple of bytes.
Math Puns
Whatโ€™s the best place to do math homework?
On a multiplication table.
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