Homework

Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Why don’t you see an ocean in school?
They just can’t wade through all that homework.
I own a big fat cat-
The fattest for miles around.
Wherever there's lots of food,
That's where he'll be found.

He's really good at eating.
It's a talent, I suppose.
I'm sure if he keeps at it
He'd win the talent shows.

I own a big fat cat-
He weighs at least a ton.
He couldn't run to save his life.
Yes, he isn't much fun.

His favourite room's the kitchen.
(I'm sure we all know why.)
He eats just about everything,
So that's why, with a sigh...

I'd like to tell you, Teacher,
I'd like to tell you straight,
I might have "accidentally" dropped
My homework in his plate.

(By Christian M. Mitewu)
Why didn’t the golfer get his homework done?
He wouldn’t stop puttering around.
Why did the boy eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
What did the dog order at a restaurant?
His owner’s homework.
What is a dog’s favorite type of homework?
A lab report.
What’s the best place to do math homework?
On a multiplication table.