Homework Jokes

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
What’s the best place to do math homework?
On a multiplication table.
Why don’t you see an ocean in school?
They just can’t wade through all that homework.
My dog ate my computer science homework.
It took him a couple of bytes.
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What did the dog order at a restaurant?
His owner’s homework.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Why didn’t the golfer get his homework done?
He wouldn’t stop puttering around.
I own a big fat cat-
The fattest for miles around.
Wherever there's lots of food,
That's where he'll be found.

He's really good at eating.
It's a talent, I suppose.
I'm sure if he keeps at it
He'd win the talent shows.

I own a big fat cat-
He weighs at least a ton.
He couldn't run to save his life.
Yes, he isn't much fun.

His favourite room's the kitchen.
(I'm sure we all know why.)
He eats just about everything,
So that's why, with a sigh...

I'd like to tell you, Teacher,
I'd like to tell you straight,
I might have "accidentally" dropped
My homework in his plate.

(By Christian M. Mitewu)
Struggle with your Children's Math homework?
Apparently it's quite common in five out of every four homes.
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework.
So we did it squid pro quo.
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