Homework

What’s the best place to do math homework?
On a multiplication table.
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
What did the dog order at a restaurant?
His owner’s homework.
What is a dog’s favorite type of homework?
A lab report.
I own a big fat cat-
The fattest for miles around.
Wherever there's lots of food,
That's where he'll be found.

He's really good at eating.
It's a talent, I suppose.
I'm sure if he keeps at it
He'd win the talent shows.

I own a big fat cat-
He weighs at least a ton.
He couldn't run to save his life.
Yes, he isn't much fun.

His favourite room's the kitchen.
(I'm sure we all know why.)
He eats just about everything,
So that's why, with a sigh...

I'd like to tell you, Teacher,
I'd like to tell you straight,
I might have "accidentally" dropped
My homework in his plate.

(By Christian M. Mitewu)
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why didn’t the golfer get his homework done?
He wouldn’t stop puttering around.
Why did the boy eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Why don’t you see an ocean in school?
They just can’t wade through all that homework.