Henry Jokes

One of my ancestors was once hired by Henry VIII to teach his son to play the trumpet
He was a Tudor tooter tutor.
Henry VIII had breathing troubles - he had no heir!
How did Henry VIII like his coffee? Decap.
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
“We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.” - Henry Youngman
“My wife dresses to kill, she cooks the same way.” - Henry Youngman
"Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup."
— Henry James
"Bulb: potential flower buried in Autumn, never to be seen again."
- Henry Beard
Why did Henry VIII struggle to breathe?
He had no heir!
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
Was Henry VI a ViKing?
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.”- Henry Youngman
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.” — Henry Kissenger
“It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.” — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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