Hello

Man: Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink, and then get sexual.
Woman: Did I call 411? Because that was way too much information!
Whale, hello there.
Yo Mama's so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
How do Japanese chihuahuas say hello?
Konnichihuahua.
Why did the rude unicorn not say hello to the other? Because while the pace (face) was familiar, he
just couldn’t remember the mane (name).
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
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