Hello Jokes

Today I went to my doctor.
I walked in and said:" Hello I have pain in my lower body."
He asked where exactly.
I said at my entrance.

He said as long as I call it my entrance it will continue to hurt.
Hello Boo-tiful.
How do the cool camels say hello?
"How you dune?"
Hello there, how do you brew?
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
Yo Mama's so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Whale, hello there.
How do French skeletons say hello?
- Bone-jour!
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
How do Japanese chihuahuas say hello?
Hello my name is lettuce, and I was going to the grocery store...
Ah, I’m getting ahead of myself
Man: Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink, and then get sexual.
Woman: Did I call 411? Because that was way too much information!
Why did the rude unicorn not say hello to the other? Because while the pace (face) was familiar, he
just couldn’t remember the mane (name).
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