Hello Jokes

You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
How do Japanese chihuahuas say hello?
Konnichihuahua.
Whale, hello there.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
How do the cool camels say hello?
"How you dune?"
Hello Boo-tiful.
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
How do French skeletons say hello?
- Bone-jour!
Hello my name is lettuce, and I was going to the grocery store...
Ah, I’m getting ahead of myself
Why did the rude unicorn not say hello to the other? Because while the pace (face) was familiar, he
just couldn’t remember the mane (name).
Hello there, how do you brew?