Today I went to my doctor.
I walked in and said:" Hello I have pain in my lower body."
He asked where exactly.
I said at my entrance.

He said as long as I call it my entrance it will continue to hurt.
How do Japanese chihuahuas say hello?
How do the cool camels say hello?
"How you dune?"
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
Hello Boo-tiful.
Hello my name is lettuce, and I was going to the grocery store...
Ah, I’m getting ahead of myself
Whale, hello there.
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
Hello there, how do you brew?
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
Why did the rude unicorn not say hello to the other? Because while the pace (face) was familiar, he
just couldn’t remember the mane (name).
Yo Mama's so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Man: Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink, and then get sexual.
Woman: Did I call 411? Because that was way too much information!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
How do French skeletons say hello?
- Bone-jour!
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