Hello

Whale, hello there.
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
Man: Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink, and then get sexual.
Woman: Did I call 411? Because that was way too much information!
Why did the rude unicorn not say hello to the other? Because while the pace (face) was familiar, he
just couldn’t remember the mane (name).
Yo Mama's so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
How do Japanese chihuahuas say hello?
Konnichihuahua.