Hello Jokes

Hello my name is lettuce, and I was going to the grocery store...
Ah, I’m getting ahead of myself
How do Japanese chihuahuas say hello?
Konnichihuahua.
Why did the rude unicorn not say hello to the other? Because while the pace (face) was familiar, he
just couldn’t remember the mane (name).
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
Hello Boo-tiful.
How do the cool camels say hello?
"How you dune?"
How do French skeletons say hello?
- Bone-jour!
Whale, hello there.
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
Hello there, how do you brew?
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