Happen

I'm reading a horror story in Braille and something bad is about to happen...
I can feel it.
“As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.”
Sir Norman Wisdom
A cynical man wishes to a Genie that he would be a psychic.
The Genie nods and snaps his fingers, and the man is warped back to his home.

Eager to see if the Genie was telling the truth, the man tests his power on a friend. When he failed to make the right guess, he shouted in frustration.

"God. I KNEW this would happen!"
Mistakes happen.
No need to terrier-self up about it.
What would happen if you cut off your left side? You would be all right.
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
What would happen if pigs could fly? The price of bacon would go skyrocket.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
I'm sorry for taking your daughter's virginity
It won't happen again.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
How will you come to know when the moon will go broke? It would happen when moon is down to its last quarter.
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
A sad bullet comes home to his family.
"Honey you look terrible!" Exclaims his wife. "What happened?"
"I got fired."
Do you know what would happen when you throw a Finnish sailor into the ocean?
Helsinki.