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Cherry Puns
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
Cow Puns
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.
Goat Puns
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
Nature Puns
What kind of bean never grows in a garden? A jelly bean!
Biology Puns
Biology - It grows on you.
Deodorant Puns
What do you call a tree that grows deodorant, toothpaste and tampons?
A toiletry.
Heart Puns
What has a head but no body, a heart but no blood, leaves but no branches and grows without wood?
Lettuce
Chicken Puns
What kind tree grows chickens?
Poultry.
One Liners and Short Jokes
What do you call money that grows on trees? Marijuana
Turkey Puns
What kind of turkey grows on a tree? Poultry.
Strawberry Puns
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
Funny Work Quotes
“It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.”- Muhammad Ali
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