Grows Jokes

What kind of bean never grows in a garden? A jelly bean!
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
“It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.”- Muhammad Ali
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.
What kind of turkey grows on a tree? Poultry.
Biology - It grows on you.
What do you call a tree that grows deodorant, toothpaste and tampons?
A toiletry.
What do you call money that grows on trees? Marijuana
What has a head but no body, a heart but no blood, leaves but no branches and grows without wood?
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
What kind tree grows chickens?
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