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Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
Listen to them, children of the night. Let’s give them some competition.
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
Listen to them, children of the night. Let’s give them some competition.
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
The government gives you the right to bare your arms but I give you the right to bare everything else.
“The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary on it.” – Arthur Schopenhauer
"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all things that make you want to live to be a hundred." - Woody Allen
I know what gift I want to give you tonight.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
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