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Can you give me directionsโ€ฆto your heart?
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. ๐Ÿ˜
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Itโ€™s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Itโ€™s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
โ€œThe first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary on it.โ€ โ€“ Arthur Schopenhauer
"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all things that make you want to live to be a hundred." - Woody Allen
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Listen to them, children of the night. Letโ€™s give them some competition.
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
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