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One Liners and Short Jokes
An elderly man went to his doctor and said, 'Doc, I think I'm getting senile.. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.'

'That's not senility,' replied the doctor. 'Senility is when you forget to zip down.'
A man who plays golf to forget about work will soon go to work to forget about golf.
Birthday Puns
Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about
the present, I didn’t get you one.
Yo Mama So Ugly
Yo Mama's so ugly her memory foam mattress wishes it could forget.
Sun Puns
My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.
It’s forever burned in her mammary.
Volleyball Puns
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Nerdy Pick Up Lines
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Computer Jokes
I changed my password to "incorrect."
So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect."
Running Puns
What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory!
Turtle Puns
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
Dinosaur Puns
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
Insults & Comebacks
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Quotes
“I never forget a face—but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.”
Groucho Marx
Swimming Puns
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
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