Forget Jokes

"When I tell my kids I'll do something in a minute, what I'm really saying is "Please forget." - @SarcasticMommy4
“Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.”

- Sue Murphy.
New Year's resolution for the bankrupt gardener was to forget the past and rely on the fuchsia...
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
Are you my lines? Because I could never forget you.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
“If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I’m prepared to forget it if they are.” - Errol Flynn
"The important thing to remember is that I’m probably going to forget." - Unknown
"Life seems to fade our memory, so on this birthday I will forget yours if you forget mine!" - Kate Summers
"First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down." - Leo Rosenberg
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
"I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception."
"Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing."
— Joss Whedon
Forget the wearing of green — let’s go right to the wearing of you like a hat!
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